Does this Coffee Shake make me look fat?

You all thought I would lose a lot of weight coming to Korea because of the food. Well, if all I ate was cafeteria food, that would probably be true. But with all the snacks and beer, I feel like I've gained weight. Then there is this:

The ever-present ice cream freezer. These freezers are everywhere! In every shop, temple, and convenience store, at the Bamboo Forest, and...in our dorm cafeteria. And it's so hot here that it always sounds good. And the best thing is this:

The Coffee Shake, aka Shake in a Bag. You unscrew the top, mush it with your hands to unfreeze the ice cream, then suck. Deliciousness.